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My First Computer

Tim McIntyre

Oct 11

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When I was a kid, this was my computer: a pencil eraser labelled DELETE, the pencil tip labelled PRINT, and a sharpener labelled REFRESH.

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A cartoon pig in a white karate suit and tartan headband chops a wooden board in the Scottish Highlands. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

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Highland cow with a cowbell playing a bent trumpet. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!

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Three-panel cat joke. A vet points to a diagram of a cat's abdominal organs and circled primordial pouch, explaining that the pouch is not related to obesity and protects organs and provides flexibility. A red-haired woman considers this, then lifts her striped shirt to show her own tummy and says Meow! Black Water River crest in the lower-right corner.

Joke of the Day: Meow!

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