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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Tim McIntyre

Oct 12

1 min read

A cartoon pig in a white karate suit and tartan headband chops a wooden board in the Scottish Highlands. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop!

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